Welcome to the jungle, darling. And by jungle, we mean Chueca on a Saturday night. 🦁✨
Madrid isn’t just a city; it’s a living, breathing ecosystem of gay subcultures. From the packed terrace bars in Plaza de Chueca to the dark corners of the wildest clubs, everyone has a role to play. But… who are you in this story?
Are you the one ordering a vintage wine, or the one losing your shirt the moment the techno starts? Do you hunt for tapas or for attention?
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Meet the Species: The Madrid Gay Fauna Guide 📖
Did the test give you an identity crisis? Don’t worry, honey. Here is a breakdown of the local wildlife you will encounter in the streets of Madrid.
🐻 The Lovable Bear
The kings of the “cañas” (beers). If you got this result, you are likely the most huggable person in the room. In Madrid, bears rule the tapas bars. You hate drama, you love food, and your idea of a perfect night involves loud laughter and a packed bar where personal space doesn’t exist.
💪 Muscle Mary (La Musculoca)
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? You treat the gym like a religion and Chueca like your runway. You probably know the caloric intake of a Gin Tonic (too high) and prefer a Vodka Soda. You are here to look good and dance hard.
✨ Twink Superstar
You are the moment. Powered by iced coffee and pop anthems, you have the energy to close the clubs at 6 AM. You know every lyric to every Charli XCX song and glitter is your favorite accessory.
🦦 The Otter
The perfect mix: hairy like a bear, slim like a twink. You are the cool kid. You’d rather be at an indie concert or a dive bar than a mega-club. You bring the intellectual (and sexy) vibes to the group.
🍸 The Daddy
Silver fox alert! You’ve seen it all, done it all, and now you prefer quality over quantity. You are the one booking the VIP table or taking the group to that expensive restaurant. You are sophisticated, experienced, and always in control.
What to do next?
Now that you know your tribe, you need to know where to go. A Bear doesn’t party in the same spot as a Twink (well, sometimes they do, and it’s magical).